
“Sup up your beer and collect your fags,
There’s a pick your own farm down near Slough….“
Ok, well maybe those aren’t quite the opening lyrics of the classic song written by Paul Weller, The Eton Rifles. However, this time of year means strawberries in the fields, summer days spent picking the juiciest and ripest to fill your punnet, and making them into that seasonal classic dessert, Eton Mess.

This dish originated at Eton College in the 1930s, and consists of broken meringue pieces, chopped strawberries and whipped cream. However you combine them, in my experience, they always end up looking a bit of a mess, hence the name (my main photo above is a case in point, though please note the sprig of fresh mint strategically positioned for artistic effect).
“Get out your mat and pray to the west,
I’ll be in the kitchen making Eton Mess…
That also may not be a totally accurate quote from the song. However, for me, this dish always brings to mind The Jam’s classic track about class hierarchy perpetuated by old public schools.
Ready to tear down the House of Commons in your brand new shoes? No? Settle for making some nice meringues?

Here’s how to make Eton Mess.
Servings
This should give you dessert for 4 people.
Timings
The meringues take 1 hr 30 mins to bake, during which time you can prepare the cream and strawberries. Once the meringues cool, it will then take seconds to combine.
You Will Need
- 3 egg whites
- 175g caster sugar
- 100ml double cream
- a 250g punnet of fresh strawberries
Method
- Heat the oven to 150C.
- In a clean bowl, whisk up the egg whites with an electric mixer till they form silky, white peaks.
- Add the sugar in spoonfuls at a time, whisking again after each one until all the sugar has been combined.
- Line a baking tray with baking paper, and drop the meringue mix on to it in dollops. You should get around 10 meringues.
- Place in the warmed oven for around 1 hr 30 mins, till golden. Leave to cool. They will be crispy on the outside, and slightly chewy at the centre.
- In a separate bowl, whisk the double cream until thick.
- Chop the strawberries.
- Crush the meringues into pieces, and mix with the strawberries and cream to make a right old mess.
- Place in the fridge until serving.
Customise it!
It is possible to add other summer berries, like blueberries, if you wish. You could also try mixing mascarpone in place of the double cream.
No surprises as to choice of track for the ADK Playlist. This is The Jam with The Eton Rifles.








